*chuckle*

another elijah list...

1) oftentimes, elijah will disguise the fact that he wants to bite your finger by kissing your finger 2-4 times. woe to the unwary bearer of the finger for the hunter hunts.

2) elijah still cannot tell time despite my best efforts.

3) elijah is much more amenable to my fatherly dictums if i am holding a cookie. in fact, it is required.

4) elijah has slept through a fire alarm. i find this dangerous yet admirable.

5) elijah will not apologize for taking up WAY more than his fair share of space in bed. as a matter of fact, he thinks you should be grateful for the opportunity to smell his night farts.

6) elijah will never apologize for his night farts.

7) elijah believes that if you are not vigilant then everything that follows is YOUR fault.

8) "uh-oh" covers anything and excuses everything.

9) elijah's eating habits rivals those of european aristocracy.

10) i don't think that elijah enjoys a ruckus as much as he enjoys seeing us run frantically.

*chuckle*